“打工人”迟到生存指南海报
生成一张充满中国社交媒体风格的职场生存海报，描绘一名惊慌失措的员工在办公闸机前赶着打卡的场景。
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目标：创作一张充满混乱感的中国社交媒体风格海报，主题为一名精疲力竭的“打工人”在公司打卡，风格模仿戏剧性的表情包杂志封面或职场生存手册。 画布：竖版 3:4 海报，米白色褶皱纸张背景，纪录片式照片拼贴风格。使用醒目的红蓝印刷色，带有轻微颗粒感，配有手写标注，主体人物周围有红色剪纸风格轮廓。 主体：一名年轻的中国女性职场人，{argument name="character age and gender" default="20 多岁的年轻中国女性"}，正处于通过办公闸机的动作中，身体前倾，用门禁卡或手机在黑色生物识别/读卡器上刷卡。她留着黑色长发，因奔跑而向后飞扬，双眼圆睁充满焦虑，嘴巴微张，身穿白色衬衫，领带松散，灰色高腰西裤，背着棕色皮包，脖子上挂着工牌。姿势：一只手向后伸展，另一只手正在刷卡；神情惊慌但坚定。 场景：企业办公入口，右侧是不锈钢闸机，后方是玻璃隔断和荧光灯照明的办公室内部，左下角有一盆小盆栽，灰色地板，读卡器旁有墙面标识。闸机显示绿色箭头灯。 排版与文字：顶部使用巨大的红色锯齿状中文字体标题 {argument name="headline text" default="又迟到了"}。下方添加蓝色小字副标题 {argument name="subtitle text" default="当代职场生存实录"}。最左侧添加竖排蓝色侧标题 {argument name="side title" default="打工人日常图鉴① 与时间赛跑的第 N 个早晨"}。左上角添加时间戳模块：“09:00:01”，并用较小的文字标注打卡成功、险些酿成大祸。右上角添加一个蓝色文字的薪资笑话模块：月薪三千，全勤几百，迟到扣五十，自律等级为零。右侧添加竖排标语，意为“生活不易，打工人叹气”。 标注：在人物周围包含 6 个蓝色的手写标注及箭头：1) 头发提醒我要跑得更快，2) 再慢一秒就要听到致命的迟到通知了，3) 包里除了口红只剩下我仅存的尊严和钱，4) 再也不要迟到了，否则钱包会哭泣，5) 一旦刷了卡，灵魂就再也停不下打工的脚步，6) 今天一定要做一个不扣钱的打工人，冲！使用富有表现力的手写中文字体，但需保持清晰易读。 清单框：底部包含 2 个蓝色勾选清单面板。左侧面板标题 {argument name="left checklist title" default="今日生存清单"}，包含 4 个勾选项目：“上班打卡”（红色勾选）、“不要迟到”（未勾选）、“不要被扣钱”（未勾选）、“活着下班”（未勾选）。右侧面板标题 {argument name="right checklist title" default="打工人心声备忘录"}，包含 4 个勾选项目：“决定定五个闹钟”（未勾选）、“提前五分钟到达公司门口”（未勾选）、“无情地被闸机拦住”（未勾选）、“因为迟到真的哭了”（红色勾选）；下方附带一条小字备注，暗示以上所有措施在多赖床五分钟后通常都会失效。 附加标识：在读卡器旁边的墙上，添加一个打印的“仅限员工”标识，带有中文标题和英文“Staff Only”，以及关于刷卡考勤、迟到扣薪的说明文字。标识保持矩形且真实。 视觉风格：照片级真实主体与图形海报合成，厚重的红色轮廓，深蓝色手写笔记，夸张的小报排版，充满搞笑的职场过劳感，带有轻微纸张折痕，拒绝精致的企业风，无水印。
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Goal: Create a chaotic Chinese social-media poster about an exhausted office worker clocking in at work, styled like a dramatic meme magazine cover / survival manual for salary workers. Canvas: Vertical 3:4 poster, off-white wrinkled paper background, documentary photo-collage look. Use bold red-and-blue print colors, slightly grainy texture, hand-drawn annotations, and a red cutout outline around the main person. Main subject: A young Chinese female office worker, {argument name="character age and gender" default="young Chinese woman in her 20s"}, mid-action at an office turnstile, leaning forward and tapping an access card or phone on a black biometric/card reader. She has long black hair flying backward as if running, wide anxious eyes, slightly open mouth, white button-up shirt, loosened navy striped tie, gray high-waisted trousers, brown leather shoulder bag, and an ID badge hanging from her neck. Pose: one hand stretched backward, the other reaching to scan in; she looks panicked but determined. Setting: Corporate office entrance with stainless steel turnstiles on the right, glass partition and fluorescent-lit office interior behind it, a small potted plant at lower left, gray floor, and a wall sign beside the reader. The access gate shows a green arrow light. Layout and text: Huge jagged red Chinese headline across the top reading {argument name="headline text" default="又迟到了"}. Under it, add a small blue subtitle reading {argument name="subtitle text" default="当代职场生存实录"}. On the far left, add a vertical blue side title reading {argument name="side title" default="打工人日常图鉴① 与时间赛跑的第N个早晨"}. Add a time stamp block near the upper left: “09:00:01” with smaller text indicating clock-in success and barely escaping disaster. Add a small top-right salary joke block in blue text: monthly salary three thousand, full attendance several hundred, late by fifty, self-discipline level zero. Add a vertical slogan on the right side meaning “Life is not easy; office workers sigh.” Annotations: Include exactly 6 blue handwritten callouts with arrows around the worker: 1) hair reminds me to run faster, 2) just one more second and I would hear the fatal late-arrival notification, 3) in the bag besides lipstick there are only my remaining dignity and money, 4) do not be late again or the wallet will cry, 5) once the card is scanned the soul never stops clocking in, 6) today I must become an office worker who does not lose money, charge! Use expressive handwritten Chinese-style lettering, but keep it legible. Checklist boxes: Include exactly 2 blue outlined checklist panels at the bottom. Left panel titled {argument name="left checklist title" default="今日生存清单"} with exactly 4 checkbox items: “clock in before work” checked in red, “do not be late” unchecked, “do not get fined” unchecked, “go home alive” unchecked. Right panel titled {argument name="right checklist title" default="打工人心声备忘录"} with exactly 4 checkbox items: “decide to set five alarms” unchecked, “arrive at the office entrance five minutes early” unchecked, “be ruthlessly stopped by the turnstile” unchecked, “really cry from being late” checked in red; include a tiny note below implying all above measurements usually become invalid after lying in bed for five more minutes. Additional signage: On the wall beside the scanner, add a printed staff-only sign with Chinese header and small English “Staff Only,” plus lines about swiping card attendance, late arrival equals deducted salary. Keep this sign rectangular and realistic. Visual style: Photorealistic main figure composited into a graphic poster, heavy red outline, dark blue handwritten notes, exaggerated tabloid typography, funny overworked-office-worker energy, slight paper creases, no polished corporate look, no watermark.